Art
of Spam! Issue numb 24: "BEWARE:
Dis Claim Her!" Looking
for sex on the Internet? Checking out Internet
dating for the first time? Then you need to
see this warning! There's plenty of good opportunities
out there if you know how to go about it and
what warning signs to look for. Yes, cheap
sex can be had. Yes, even free sex. There
are plenty of people out there who are more
lonely than greedy. There are plenty of people
out there who would just like to make enough
to get by.
However,
finding that special someone who won't give
you a disease should always be a greater priority
than money.
"Feeling
lonely? Going over a rough patch? Close Curtains.
Draw the Latch. Sit by the Fire and Spin.
Take a Cup. Drink it up. Then call your Escorts
in." Sings The
Adwoman.