Art
of Spam! Issue numb 31: "MASH!"
Here is the receipe to my incredible
edible award- winning home-made monster mash.
I encourage everyone to whip up a batch of
his and her very own monster mash.
Warning:
It is a deceptively simple formula. So if
you encounter problems when trying to create
your very first batch, just keep in mind that
it is all a matter of trial and error... until
it tastes just right.
Don't
be afraid to change the receipe to suit your
own taste. If it tastes good to you, it'll
never be a comlete failure, it'll never be
a complete mess, it'll never be a complete
waste.
"Feeling
hungry and thirsty? Going over a rough patch?
Close Curtains. Draw the Latch. Sit by the
Fire and Spin. Take a Lump. Take a Dump. My
Mash will fill you up again." Sings The
Adwoman.
