Art
of Spam! Issue numb 32: "TOY
JOY!" Don't be
a killjoy. Pick up a toy. Do it today. Do
it now! Unplug the phone. Turn off your beeper.
Send everyone to voicemail heaven and hell.
Yes.
It's time to do as you please. It's time to
make time for your very own special needs.
Yes. It's once again time to remind yourself
that men and women are not the only sources
of fulfilment or pleasure. It's time to be
self- dependent. It's time for self- empowerment.
It's time to remind yourself that, yes, even
you can be independent. Even you can be free.
Even you can go it alone... if need be. Yes.
Yes indeed.
"Feeling
trapped in relations? Going over a rough patch?
Close Curtains. Draw the Latch. Sit by the
Fire and Spin. Cut the Cord. Shut the Door.
It's time to Vibrate and Shake again. So shake
it up!" Sings The
Adwoman.
