Art
of Spam! Issue numb 35: "WRESTLEMANIA!"
Sit back and enjoy. Let us entertain
you. These real-life action figures are athletes
of heartfelt energy. Bored with the mere spectacle
and physics of purely physical action? Then
you need events that inject more raw passion
into the action. Yes. You need something more
violent and/or more sexual. You need a much
more emotional event!
WOMEN'S
WRESTLEMANIA is all about SEX & VIOLENCE.
"Sex
& violence" is the heart of entertainment.
Sex & violence is the lifeblood of mass
media. Sex & violence is behind every
thing we pay attention to. Sex & violence
are the primal building blocks of consciousness.
"Sex
& violence" is behind everything,
everywhere. Sex & violence are behind
everything we are aware of. They're just muted
or abstracted. So if you happen to be bored,
turn up the volume. Make your most primal
needs and fears painfully real, and your passion
will inflame. Your focus will turn concrete.
Your interest will spike.
"Feeling
Bored? Apathetic? Stuck in an uninspiring
patch? Close the Curtains. Draw the Latch.
Sit by the Fire and Spin. Find, face your
greatest Fears. Feal your Need until it Hurts!
Be Miserable! Never Bored!
"Happiness
is a struggle worth waging. Keep struggling!
"Inspiration
is a war worth fighting. Find a good war!
"Keep
fighting. Carry on, you damn Earnest compadres!
Makes me Want to Believe.
"Carry
on! Fight the good fight!" Sings The
Adman.
