Art
of Spam! Issue numb 42: "IMPORTANT!"
What's more important than survival?
Being important! Survival is important only
because it is important to be alive. And it
is important to be alive only because we can
sense it's importance. Being conscious
gives us the power to sense the importance
of being alive.
Being
conscious gives us a sense of importance.
Being conscious allows us to sense importance,
feel important, be important. Being important
is the name of the game. Being conscious is
the force driving, playing, the game.
Want
to be important? Who doesn't? Already think
you're important? Who doesn't? Think everyone
should be important? Welcome to the club.
Think everyone is important? Prove
it. Think you shouldn't have to prove it?
Welcome to the club.
Join
us. Membership is free and open to all. What
are the benefits of joining our club? Strength
in numbers, friend. Strength in our (disgruntled)
numbers. Our numbers are strong. Our numbers
are huge. Bigger and stronger than the happy.
Bigger and stronger than the content. Bigger
and stronger than the famously successful.
Bigger and stronger than the rich and powerful.
Bigger is better.
Life
is cheap when death is even cheaper. Death
becomes larger than life when death overshadows
and obliterates life. Can anything, can anyone,
really be important in the face of death?
Everything
important is a matter of life and death. Everything
important is a question of life and death.
Are you important? Will you still be important
after you pass?
Death
seems to negate life. Death seems to negate
everything. Life is short. Eternity is forever.
Make
eternity important! Make life count!
"Feeling
Vulnerable? Weak? Helpless? Hopeless? Afraid?
Threatened by Everyone and Everything? Death's
knocking at your very Door? Close the Curtains.
Draw the Latch. Sit by the Fire and Spin.
Find your Sense of Immortality in the Dark.
Find a Dream! Then Dream It! Be a Dreamer!
Be Fearless!" Sang The
Adman.
