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serial art. Before motion pictures, was
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Flash
Comic Number 0010 |
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"JUICE:
Goo Go." Yes, it's
all about being popular. And nothing is more
popular than being alive! Plus.. the more
powerfully alive you are, the better and more
popular you are. And, ultimately, nothing
feels more alive than sex, says The
Adwoman.
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Flash
Comic Number 0009 |
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"Lick."
Just another day at your dream job? Or..
daydreaming on the job? Who cares. Enjoy.
It's Anywhere, USA.. It's not a job, it's
your life. Make time for it, says The
Adwoman.
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Flash
Comic Number 0007 |
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"KISS:
Top 2 artist myths"
debunks the two most relished and most
common criticisms leveled against artists.
But it also demystfys the art of being an
artist. Enjoy. Celebrate life. Art celebrates
life even when life does not celebrate art,
says The Adwoman.
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Flash
Comic Number 0006 |
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"Secrets"
exposes the seven secrets of success you need
to know before you begin your quest for fame
and fortune..or simply your first awkward
step towards promoting or selling anything,
including yourself. Enjoy. (Even
in your darkest hour, The
Adwoman wants you to know she's on
your side.)
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Flash
Comic Number 0005 |
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"Show
Off " shows you
why it is so important to be seen and heard
— to make your mark in this world and
have an impact. Get attention! Make people
know you're alive! Why? To make yourself know
and feel alive. So... On with The Show. Watch
as a complete unknown struggles to be known.
Enjoy. Made by The
Adwoman.
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Flash
Comic Number 0004 |
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"Show
Me" uses simple
nudity and the hint of sex to get you to pay
attention to why man is violent and just how
important art is to dealing with the ugly
reality of violence. Enjoy.
Made by The Adwoman.
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