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Flash Comic Update

"MARKET ME!"  Damn it. I'm broke. And you? I hope you're not broke, too. What are you worth? How much does this figure into your own sense of self-worth? Not much. Nothing. Don't know? Don't care? Me too. But you know others do. Sayeth The Adwoman.

"WHO'S YOUR PROVIDER!" Who, what,... provides for you? Do you have a care giver? Do you have a health provider? Yes? No? Maybe? Don't care? Does anyone care about you? Does anyone care? Does anyone know you're alive? Welcome to the club. Sayeth The Adwoman.

"BREAST EXAM 6!"  Be sure you or your loved one do many quick and dirty breast exams on your selves. Check yourself for heart disease, too. Hump on me. Hump on you. You're growing on me. I'm growing on you. Bump on me. Bump on you. That feeling of dread when something goes bump in the night... "I know something doesn't feel right. I just can't put my finger on it." Sayeth The Adwoman.

"DENIAL IS A RIVER IN AFRICA!"  What is denial? What is truth? Denial is 1: rejection of a request, 2: refusal to admit the truth of a statement or charge, 3: disavowal, 4: restriction on one's own activity or desires. "Thou shalt deny thyself? Deny thyself nothing! Then deny everything!" So sayeth The Adman.

"HOW TO FAKE IT!"  Yes. All it takes to succeed is genuine interest. But what if you're not interested? Fake it! Look and act interested. "How to fake it" shows you how. It's imperative to show interest, real or fake. People equate interest with caring. So put on a good show. Show interest even if you don't care. The Adwoman.

"JIN SHIN JYUTSU HEALS!" Sexual healing is the name of the game. It'll ease your mind and erase your pains. It'll make you forget. Forgot your name? Forgot your address? You'll have no regrets. Forget your worries. Forget your cares. Have no fear, Jin Shin Jyutsu is here! Sang The Adwoman.

"BEWARE: Dis Claim Her!" There are many reasons why you should be cautious when pursuing sex on the Internet. But who cares. Yes, the world belongs to the bold and to the adventurous (or desperately bored). I have one life to live. Let me live it an adventuress. Seduce! Give in to seduction! So sang our fearless leader, The Adwoman.

"SEX WITH MY X-S!"  There is no harder specter to purge than sex with one's Xs! There is no harder spirit to exorcise than intimate memories! There is no more persistent ghost to refuse than the past! So sang The Adman.

"PARTY! Sing-a-long!"  Enjoy this little hummer. It is the cure for every bummer. It will tickle your bo peep. It will rock you to sleep. Who needs a storyline? When you can have a rhyme. Who neads a reason? When limericks are in season. Sang The Adman.

"SEX!"   Everything you ever wanted to know about why the world so fears (and therefore hates) pornography. It is not fear of sex. It is the fear of free sex and cheap sex driving down "the price" of all other types of intimacy. It is fear of not being able to compete. Only scarcity and exclusivity command the highest prises. It's supply and demand, says The Adman.