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Flash
Comic Number 0046 |
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"SENSE!"
What is our most important sense? ...
Hearing? Sight? Smell? Taste? Touch? No. It's
our mysterious sense of importance. This ability
to feel & perceive importance gives us
purpose & meaning. If it's an illusion,
it's a very useful one. Tendered
The Adman.
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Flash
Comic Number 0045 |
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"BEING
IMPORTANT!" Just
being conscious automatically makes you (seem)
important... at least to yourself. But are
you really important if this dream of importance
seems to come to an end when you die? Asked
The Adman.
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Flash
Comic Number 0044 |
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"IMPORTANT
HOW?" How do you...
become important?! Just by becoming
conscious. Consciousness is the source of
every sense of importance. Being conscious
of something and making others conscious of
it makes anything important. The source of
consciousness is what then?
–The Adman
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Flash
Comic Number 0043 |
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"VERY
IMPORTANT!" What
could be so damn important? Nothing really.
All that matters is that I succeed in getting
you to look. All that matters is that I enter
your consciousness (one way or another) so
you know I am alive! It's my business! Said
The Adman.
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Flash
Comic Number 0042 |
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"IMPORTANT!"
Sensing importance is the essence of
consciousness. And attention is the very lifeblood
of sensing importance. The primal power of
attention is passion, which powers everyone's
sense of importance. Smoked, noted
The Adman.
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Flash
Comic Number 0041 |
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"LEGEND!"
No one wants to die. Everyone wants
to live for- ever. Wishful thinking shuts
out any real sense of our mortality. Wishful
thinking is a stubbornly persistent illusion.
It dominates our moment-to-moment reality
with an imperceivable yet ever present sense
of immortality. Smoked, noted
The Adman.
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